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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:31

Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
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Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
They put up a sign reading
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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No go.
Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Minds and Behinds