What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:31

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

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Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

Still no good.

Why do people say African Americans act the way they do because they're poor, when the ones with money act the same?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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No go.

Thumbs down again.

share office space ...

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Minds and Behinds

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